You can run me, you can starve me, you can beat me, you can kill me and you can blackmail me. Just don’t bore me.

I get something like this in my (spam) email folder ever week or so. In fact, I’ve been getting them off and on for the last year or so… haven’t really kept track. I’ve gotten two in the last 24 hours… different bitcoin address each time.

Well, I never have paid a single cent. Really don’t have much use for bitcoin. I am STILL waiting for whoever is sending me these to just hurry up and expose me! I’m really getting bored sitting here waiting for that other shoe to drop! I REALLY want all my friends and contacts watch those same cat videos I find so funny! But videos of me…? MAN, ARE YOU GOOD! You got videos of me and my desktop doesn’t even have a camera!

Oh… all those passcodes you have… could you send them to me? Seems I’ve forgotten most of them…

… and would you PLEASE clean up your grammar? How do you expect to be taken seriously when your sentence structure is so poor?

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